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I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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