Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
