Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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