Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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