Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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