is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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