It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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