You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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its like you know when i get waxed
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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