Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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