If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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