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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
