Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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