Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
