Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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