He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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