Only a mothe r could love this liver
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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