Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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