yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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