? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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