I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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