can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just had sex on a roof
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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