How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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