she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
