I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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