Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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