the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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