their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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