that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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