So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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