I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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