After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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