Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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