is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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