So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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