Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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