i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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