He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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