So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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