i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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