It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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