we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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