I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
