How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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