it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
birth control should be required to get into college
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He shit in the fireplace
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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