I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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