Midget sex pt 2 tonight
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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