that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
