You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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