Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize