Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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