What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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