I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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