Sponge bath it is.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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