I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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