no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I have already put on my inside pants.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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